If you are new to the blog or just a sporadic reader, I’m continuing my countdown to 30. Be sure to check out the first installment, Blasts from the past, and the second installment, A bit about me.
Now for a few of my most embarrasing moments
17) Once my roommates and I were running around the coliseum track. C had just finished knee surgery so we were kind of making fun of her by running circles around her while she hobbled along. While running backwards, I tripped over my own feet, flew back and hit my head so hard that I briefly blacked out and peed my pants. (I can’t believe I just admitted that on the www).
18) I’ve always been directionally challenged. When I was first driving on my own my Daddy taught me that I could typically get my bearings in Nashville by identifying where downtown is. Downtown was typically to my north. Easy to remember…Nashville, North. Unfortunately, despite how clever I felt as a freshman in college, downtown in my new town was NOT to your north.
19) Only a few months after beginning work at my current employer, I was walking up the stairs while talking to the VP/Controller of the company who was standing at the top of the stairs. I tripped over the edge of a stair above me, crashed down, and dropped everything I was carrying.
20) At our wedding reception I was amazed by the fact that all of the songs were familiar to me. I’m not typically very in touch with music and rarely know words to songs. I thought it was awesome that the band kept playing songs I knew and loved. It was not until we were on the plane headed to our honeymoon that I remembered that I had given the band the play-list. Welcome to marriage, honey! Did you know that your new wife is so brilliant?
Equally embarrassing, here are some fears/quirks…
21) I am not sure where this phobia started. I once either read a story or saw something on TV about a snake swimming through the sewer pipes and up a women’s toilet. To this day I can’t sit down without first looking in. If it is too dark to see- forget it.
22) I remember very clearly sitting in an assembly in 1st grade about hygene. The only big thing that stuck with me is that if you do not dry between your toes after a shower you might get a fungus. The first time I saw RRL dry his feet and not get between every toe, I freaked out. He told me it was irrational. Because I couldn’t find any concrete research to support my case, I’ve since met him in the middle and allowed drying on top and bottom without necessarily going between every one.
23) I have an unreasonable fear of empty parking garages. I think it started when I was auditing a company and would leave late at night to wander out to my lonely car in a dark garage with elevator-type music playing in the background. CREEPY!
24) I used to be very afraid of escalators (and truth be told, still prefer an elevator). I would stand at the top and almost sweat from fear of making that first step onto the moving stairs. I was so convinced a shoe-lace would get stuck or I would fall all the way down that it was almost paralyzing. I can’t remember exactly how I conquered the fear.
Stay tuned for the final installment of my countdown to 30. I’ll tell about some of my “favorites”.
ABL
I’m totally with you on #21!!! And I totally forgot why I do that, but its b/c I heard that story too. 🙂 haha, funny.
we have much in common…I also look in the toilet for snakes, & I’m scared of escalators; And freshman yr I blacked out in the colosseum while running:)
Thanks for doing your “Countdown to 30”! I’m impressed that you can remember so many embarrassing moments. I tend to “forget” them almost immediately. After reading your last post I had to make some zucchini bread. Not as good as Hickory Street, but it will have to do.
When I was a little girl, I once got my shoe stuck in the top part of the escalator where you get off, and for years I used to freak out when I would get to the top. Still to this day I usually jump over that part where the steps start to disappear….